TO: Weather Gods
RE: Overnight Snow
Please note date above.
As of this date, no more snow is required. Please send warm and gentle rain instead. Sunshine would be good also, but that may be beyond your capacity at present.
Propitiation will continue as burnt offerings in the woodstove until further notice. Weather dances are cancelled for the present due to cold-aggravated arthritis.
Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter.