Sunday, 30 March 2008

Monday Mission - Political Ad

Ecuse me, Ma'am, I wonder if I could have a minute of your time. I represent Cheshire Raccoon, who's a candidate for Chief Garbage collector in our fine town, in the upcoming election. I wonder if I could interest you in putting up a lawn sign for Chessie -- he's just such a perfect choice for the job. He's against bungee cords and metal pails, he encourages you to leave your recycle unwashed, he's never seen a green plastic bag he couldn't shred in seconds. He's a great old guy, he reall................
OUCH! You could have let me get my tail out of the door before you slammed it. The nerve of some people.


7 comments:

  1. ...wait 'til Julie see this! Given her history with Romeo, she's bound to love it.

    As do I.

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  2. "More garbage, more often" could be the slogan of many a politician running these days...

    Hilarious.

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  3. Chessie, you're a much better looking candidate than many that are running right now. We had some of your relations who we would feed every night at our last house - the parents would stay at the bottom of the steps and send the babies up to beg at the front door when they felt we were late with their food:)

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  4. ha ha ha ha ha!

    :)

    love it! imaginative, as always!

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  5. Cute!

    BTW, I have been trying to email you for days now and it keeps getting sent back to my inbox with a fatal error message.

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  6. I think that guy's won our riding repeatedly for, like, 30 years.

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  7. I had an experience with a raccoon like that a few years back. Totally cracked us up. We were sad when he stopped coming around.

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